Things I sometimes pretend to be:
- A respected, world-class writer
- A respected, world-class researcher
- An expert psychologist
- An existentialist philosopher
- Stevie Nicks
- Paula Deen
Things I would like to be when I grow up:
- A respected, world-class writer
- A respected, world class researcher
- An expert psychologist
- An existentialist philosopher
- Paula Deen (sans the accent, the obesity, and the diabetes; I really just want her cooking skills)
I would have included Stevie Nicks, but I don’t think I could ever make my voice sounds as grand as hers.