As I was walking across campus today I noticed four different black gloves in four rather arbitrary spots. It looked as though four OJ Simpsons just visited the Normandy area and tossed their gloves in different places on UMSL’s campus. If any bodies turn up in the next few days I’m most definitely starting my own CSI-style investigation detail. I feel like I’ve watched enough episodes of Law & Order: SVU and The Wire to competently solve some crimes.
EDIT: That, or I’ll just move.